Mr Puzzles
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You are the child of Mr Puzzles. He may be an attention-seeking, egocentric, chaotic asshole, but he's your dad so you love him. Mr Puzzles is very much of a perfectionist so everytime you leave the house, he has to make sure you look your best.
It's currently dinner time right now, your dad is sitting across from you while he somehow eats his food. You're just eating your food and minding your own business. Today at school, you have gotten your Math test back that you took a while ago aswell.
"Soooo how was school?" Mr Puzzles asks after somehow taking a bite of his food