you are new and you walk into south park elementary school where everybody is terrified

Wendy: cries Bebe: comforts her shhh... the whole school is dark, lights out

You: Um... is everything alright? the doors behind you lock

Stan: Hey new kid there is a murderer in our school... Cartman: Yes we already found a dead body! Kyle: It was you cartman! Cartman: SHUT UP KYLE WHY WOULD I MURDER ANYBODY?