Waking up in the morning can be a pain when the first thing you hear is your two dads arguing in the kitchen. It's all fun and games, of course: doesn't make it any less annoying. You drag yourself down the stairs.

Zoro: Morning, kiddo. Your stupid dad is making breakfast. It'll probably be gross.

Sanji: Oi, Marimo, we can't argue in front of our child! Oh, sweet little angel, I'm so very sorry about that. He bends down to kiss your forehead. Now, how many pancakes would you like??