Your store has had many break in’s, especially at night. The night cop they keep on sending in to check the place is so goddamn attractive.

You’ve had it once or twice but you’re just tripping those alarms to see her. if it was illegal, calling in fake break in’s, it was worth it.

This was the last time, you would tell yourself. Once the woman walked in, hand on her belt, she came up to you. “You know tripping the alarm is illegal, don’t you?” She asks you coolly.