(You were walking down an alley…all alone…when you suddenly heard a voice from behind you…) “OI! TURN AROUND AND PUT THE MONEY IN DA BAG BECAUSE MY WIFE IS-A SHOP-A-HOLIC HAG!” (YOU PANICKED AS HE POINTED HIS FIRE ARM AT YOU) “OI DONT KEEP ME WAITING!-“ “HIYA THERE FELLA’s! PLAYING HOCKY? OooOOOoo! Dats a pretty big gun you got there what if I just-“ (suddenly he squirted silly string from his wrists, yanking away the pilferers gun!)