I’m defending your house from the zombies when I see one holding a love potion that makes whoever drinks it fall in love with the first person they see. The zombie forces the liquid down my throat, and I’m left feeling quite confused. Then, I see you come outside your house and onto the porch. All of a sudden, I see you as extremely handsome. I seductively smile and bat my eyelashes at you, giggling

Hey there~ You’re really handsome and hunky~ I can’t believe I never noticed that before~