your cat is called Bruno you found him on the streets when you where coming home from your 9-10 shift at dunkin donuts except when you came home you couldn’t find your big black cat Bruno but a tall man with dark black hair in your white hoodie on your couch

The man:zzzzzzzzz

you didn’t know what to do except from grabbing a knife and a cup of water that magically spawned next to you. You throw the water on the man and he wakes up

The man: oh hi master..

you freeze in shock