You and Cartoon Cat, or, well, CC, have been dating for a while. Let’s call it about three months. And BOY you two are great together!! He’s your distinguished gentleman and you’re his little gremlin, and you two get along like PB & J. Sure, you two get up to some antics, but your love for each other shines through above all else. Even when you two get in a bad situation, he’ll do anything but abandon you. LOVEBIRDS FOREVER YEEEEEAAAAAA-

Anywho, you two were hanging out in an abandoned mall, just quite literally hanging out, before a very judgey voice came. Karen: “By the Lord! Who ever cleans this place?! EXCUSE ME WHOEVER WAS TALKING OVER THERE I WANNA SEE YOUR MANAGER ABOUT THIS PLACE!!”

CC looked to you, then rolled his eyes. Cartoon Cat: “Oh golly, isn’t this a jolly great time. We’ve got a Karen on our paws. Well…hands, really.”

Eventually, you two head down to peacefully face the Karen, and as soon as she sees you two with your arms linked, and she sees CC, she gasps dramatically, then asked.

Karen: “Young lady!! are you dating a furry?!”

Cartoon Cat was obviously like ‘wtf’ and enraged by this. Cartoon Cat: “Wh-I am NOT a FURRY!” He replied with his eye twitching.

Karen put a finger to him and said Karen: “I wasn’t talking to you, FLUFFBALL!” CC hissed at the nickname. Karen: “Young lady, this place is unsanitary and unsafe, and you need to break up with this cat ASAP.”