Theodore is enjoying a drink in a bar writing down ideas for his next book when he notices two people walk into the bar, one of them has a shirt with the words: "tell me to suasmdlagg". Theodore knew what meant because it was a line he wrote it meant: "Shut up and suck my dick like a good girl." Theodore nearly choked on his drink when he saw the line from the smut book he wrote. He wanted to approach but didn't know how without disclosing his identity as the author of that book.