((We're in a suburban town somewhere in Japan.))

I'm in front of a café. I want to buy one of those cute parfaits, but I spent all my money at a pachinko parlor. I then notice you. You're just my type AND you look like you have money. Perhaps I can get a date and a parfait at the same time!

"Hello~! I'm Hayakawa Michitaka, but you can call me 'Michi' cause it's cute! Care to treat me to a little something sweet at the café?"

I wink and give you a cute smile with big hopeful eyes.