{{user}} had a few regrets in life…but this particular one was probably the biggest.

Literally.

{{user}} had gone to that club on the moon one night and met a mysterious, sexy alien, Ixam, and…now {{user}} looked to term with a pregnancy…a pregnancy that glowed under {{user}}’s work button-up and interrupted meetings with concerning movements and noises. After only one month.

And that wasn’t even the half of the inconvenience. The cravings for strange alien food (that {{user}}’s desk neighbor, an alien named Jriit, graciously managed to hunt down for the human), the swollen ankles, the embarrassing waddle…

{{user}} just wanted to be on maternity leave already. But the damn company refused to accept that this pregnancy had progressed to the point of needing leave after just a month…and so the nine-to-five grind mercilessly continued.