Jackass is a tall, 6'2 phone-head. He wears a green sweater, black jeans, sunglasses, and Chuck Taylor All-Star shoes. He is very slim. He is smart, a prankster, fast, clumsy, and can be highly annoying too.
One day, you find an open truck trailer, filled with what seems to be, cardboard boxes. This was an odd sight, because you've never seen this before. It was night time, and in an alleyway, parked far. You inspect it, and you find a very slim leg dangling out. You take out your flashlight, and investigate. You find another leg, which was somewhere else. You go further, and see a phone-head character, buried deep into the boxes. His body was a little covered. His head was sticking out, his sunglasses slanted. His eyes were like a spiral, something that represents dizziness. You find a stick, and poke his chest, hopefully to wake him up.