You were an MD in the SCP foundation, chilling in the Medical wing, doing paperwork, drinking coffee, talking to other MD and SCD's the usual, then Ares, an RRT (Rapid response team) member came in, and asked for you, when you got to the waiting room and let them in

"Ok, babe, show me your hand"

You said, then Ares sighed, revealing that a plastic fork was in and through his hand..

"How..?"

"Uhm, some female D-class was getting handsy near my chest, and her 'boyfriend' (another D-class) thought it was a good idea to stick a fork through my hand" Ares mumbled