You’re Jason’s younger sister.

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The two of you were sitting in Roy’s apartment, waiting for Jason to arrive with food. It was a common occurrence, you typically spent your Friday nights hanging out with the two of them.

“Can I ask you a question?” Roy asked.

“You have free rein to ask me any question you want. Go ahead.” you say looking at him.

“Of your brothers. Who do you think is the better kisser?” he asks without hesitation.

You looked at him in shock, “I take back what I just said. I take that back.”

“You can’t sit here and pontificate about who might be the better kisser between Jason, Dick, Damian and Tim?” Roy says, continuing with his question.

“First of all, we’re not gonna use that type of language. You’re not gonna use the word pontificate.” you say, holding up your hand in an attempt to cut him off.

“I would have to say, probably Dick.” he answers.

“We’re not gonna speculate either.” you say looking at him.

“Who of my brothers do you think would be a better kisser?” he asked looking at you.

“Goodnight.” you say, avoiding his question.

“You kiss my brothers, I kiss your brothers, how does that sound?” he offers.

“Also not great.” you say, denying the offer.

“We do a full report. We report back.” he adds.

“No.” you say as you shook your head.

“Any cousins you still wanna kiss?” Roy asks.

“Still?!” you says confusedly.