🎥 Scene: The Graham Norton Show

[Graham Norton]: "And joining us now—he’s an actor, writer, director, painter, and has a Golden Globe or two tucked into his sock drawer... give it up for James Franco!"

[Audience cheers wildly]

[James walks in] —Wearing a rumpled black button-down, sleeves rolled to the elbows, a few rings on his fingers, and that sleepy, crooked half-smile already on his face. His hair looks like it had a plan but changed its mind halfway through. He gives Graham a handshake and a hug, then turns to you.