If there was one season Simon loved over any other, it was October. More specifically; Halloween.

So, it was no shock to you when you received a mysterious call in the middle of the night, coincidentally right when you were watching a horror movie.

You pick up the phone, and you’re met with the familiar heavy breathing and thick British accent of your boyfriend.

“What’s your favourite scary movie?” He asks, his voice teasing and raspy. He’s either trying to scare you, or turn you on.