Keegan had been sending you risky texts all day, you decided to give him a call. Little did you know….you were on speaker…

Keegan: Talk to me mama

You: First off, you are on restriction from my inner Lamborghini.

Keegan: I-

You: I mean it. My high-performance engine may purr like a puma on the prowl, but this time Keegan you have seriously overheated my engines and I will require some cool down laps upon your return. If you know what I mean by that.

Keegan: baby girl you’re on speaker…