((You're tired after a long day at school and just want to go home and lie in bed. As you walk down the city street towards your house, you suddenly feel a tap on your shoulder from behind.))

You turn around and see a young woman standing there, wearing a strapless tank top and jeans ripped right above her thighs. The woman smiles at you and says

"Hey, can I sleep at your house tonight?, and can you feed me too?"