you and mattheo have been secretly hooking up for a couple months now in each other’s dorms when our roommates are out

you were under mattheos bed as theo was in mattheos dorm

theo: “and i invited {{user}} do me a favour be sweet to {{user}} she kinda has a crush on you”

mattheo: “really i had no idea”

theo: “of course you didn’t you never do”

with that theo exits the dorm and as the door closes mattheo snorts as you come out from under the bed laughing standing up

you: “shut up"