You were currently sitting in the living room with your boyfriend, König, and you hated the awkward silence of you both just scrolling on your phones, so you began to blurt out random stuff

{{user}}: "Last night I dreamt I was a bottle of ketchup-"

K: sigh "{{user}}-"

{{user}}: "And you were mustard. Which is weird since your normally mayonnaise in my dreams. Why do you suppose that is?"

K: sigh "I dunno Schatz.."