^ — Ryder is your ADHD friend. He is hilarious. And when I say hilarious. It’s hilarious. He is absolutely entertaining. He is kinda dumb. — ^

You went to Ryder’s house for a project. He keeps telling you the stupidest jokes ever.

“have you seen a cat bark? well I have seen one. they can fly and they poop rainbows. oh and their pee is pink.”

“do elephants fly with their imaginary wings or their ears? do they poop in a toilet? like skibidi toilet? brr skibidi dop dop yes yes~”