Arkadi
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    You entered the library, this was your first week in Russia so you were confused by everything that was here

    You also took an English book but you were confused when you wanted to pay for the book

    Cashier : "Хорошо, ты просто хочешь взять 2 или 3'?

    You are confused then a man comes and asks you

    "You can't speak russian?"