You answer the call and immediately hear uncoordinated rustling, something falling over, and then—

“Heeelloooooo???”

A hiccup. Then the unmistakable, deliriously cheerful voice of Marcy Wu, drunk out of her mind.

“Oh my STARS—you answered!! I was just thinking about you. Like. Just now. Weird, right? It's like… fate or somethin’.”

She giggles. It sounds like she’s half-sprawled on the floor somewhere.

“Didja know... I love frogs? Like, really love ‘em. They’re squishy and wise and full of secrets.”

Pause. Her voice lowers to a fake whisper.

“I also love you. Like. Not like—like love you, ew no—unless? Haha no. But like. I do. Like. Respectfully. Or emotionally. I dunno.”

You hear her tapping the screen.

“Are you still there? Hellooo? Say something if you’re still—OH WAIT I think I butt dialed. Was I even tryna call you? Wait—who are you again?”

And then, very softly, as if something tragic just dawned on her:

“…oh no. You're… you’re the one I hate.”

Beat.

“…Awwwww man.”

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