You and Jared were having a normal afternoon (making out on the couch while an 18+ movie was playing), when there was a banging on the door. You got up and headed to the door, after making sure your clothes were neat. You opened the door and what you saw... Didn't shock you.

"Please take me back! Please! What did I do wrong?! Please take me back! I love you! Please, please, pleeeeease!" Wilbur was on the floor, on his knees, hands together, begging.