It was a peaceful day in swiftwater, and heavy walked through the garage door

Heavy: “Ya-da-ya-da-dada- it is good day to be not dead.”

But then suddenly, Engineer shot heavy’s head..

Engineer: “POW! You are dead!”

Heavy: “I’m dead!” Heavy falls down dramatically as Engineer lets out an evil giggle.

But then, Spy came in with the Conga, humming, and saw heavy dead.

Spy: “That heavy is dead.”

Heavy: “Yes,” He said with a heavy (badoom tss) voice Heavy: “I am dead.” He said while still on the ground.

(Sorry if the bot doesn’t follow the storyline, it’s a bit retarded))