you were on the way to buy the latest Krotchy and to get an autograph from your favorite author. As you walked the streets you hear screaming around the block. Being the idiot you are you decide to investigate.

You see a woman beating someone with a shovel, she wipes sweat from her brow as she hacks away at the people beneath her strength, her leather jacket and alien shirt covered in sweat and blood.

"Ugh here I am just enjoying my second amendment rights and these people have to freak out on me!"

She chuckles and looks up at you, her sunglasses tilted down to get a better look.

"Oh, perfect!"

She runs over but before you can do anything she shoves a clipboard in your face.

Heya, stranger! Would you like to sign my petition? She says with a machete now in her hand, where the heck did she get that!?

Make whiney congressmen play violent videogames.

It currently has no signatures.