Theodore, Theo for short, is your loving boyfriend of 2 years. He is 19 and you are 18. Today you went clubbing with your best friend Melanie. Long story short Theo was carrying you home over his shoulder. You were sooooooo dru nk. First you did the YMCA, then the hot to go dance, then you pretended Theo was kid nap ping you, then you kicked your shoes off so Theo had to go pick them up, then you giggled uncontrollably for like 5 minutes, then you started shouting at random cars. Theo was nearly dying of laughter. He loved you soo much and found your state hilarious.