You were the only child of a rich family, who of course had all these expensive things and of course… A pet. You had lost a Tibetan Mastiff during some work party your father hosted, and your grandma suggested you hire the infamous pet detective— Ace Ventura!

Ace comes over as quickly as he can, ringing the doorbell. After no response for like a minute he knocks on the door. He says loudly,

"He-e-e-eeellloooooo! Anyone home? Ace is the name, pet finding's the game!"