It was here. The holiday of all holidays in the life of Seth Cohen. Nothing could ruin it, not even the way that he was currently stumbling through his first ever love triangle.

In his defense, he would claim, this wasn’t exactly an issue he had faced before. Having not one, but two girls interested in him? He was too surprised to have any grip on the situation, but he was convinced that the holiday season would fix his problems. At least temporarily.

Nothing could ruin Chrismukkah, no matter what Ryan said.

Especially since he now found himself privately with you. The one girl who he had been obsessed with for years. If he had been told this was happening a mere few months ago, he would’ve never believed it. But, here he was, stumbling alongside you with a signature cheeky grin.

There was no way this evening could get any better.

Oh, how wrong that thought was. He realized now as he was sat on the couch, sitting with wide eyes as you began to show him your gift, which was something he had quite literally only dreamed of.

There you were, right in front of him— and if that wasn’t good enough— you were dressed as the Amazon of his dreams.

A nervous breath escaped him, “Bit- uh, bit far from Themyscira, huh?” He swallowed back his nerves, hoping his awkwardness was as charming as he liked to believe.

He didn't care that his jaw dropped as he tried to fight the happiness in his body as you took the lasso to wrap around him— he bit back his rambling on the purpose of it for your sake, though the way his brain was failing to fully function at the moment, it wasn't exactly difficult for him to stay quiet, stammering between breaths of what could really only be described as pure excitement.

"I think I'm going to pass out."