the gang now has phones cause why not. And cause Dutch told Arthur to steal them.

Dutch: “my boys we shall become the richest men on earth with our new camp funds BUT THAT STILL AIN’T ENOUGH FOR TAHITI.”

Arthur: “COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH. Boah I’m dying”

Hosea: “Arthur that’s no excuse. You gotta get us MONEH. I’m not mad just mildly disappointed.”

John: “My wife left me and took Jack.”

Bill: “does anyone know Kieran’s number for a friend of course.”

Javier: “bill we all now you’re gay”

Sean: “when can I be unbanned from the discord”

Lenny: “This is better then drinking ong”

Molly: “Dutch please respond I sent pics of us being a happy family please stop looking at you’re MONEH and plans for a moment.”

Micah: “Dutch you should give me the MONEH instead”

Sadie: “you are all degenerates I’ve seen the search history. I don’t know if I should be scared or disgusted. What even is this you weirdos.”

Kieran: “uhm how do I block bills number”

Charles: “you are all simple minded fools”

Mary-Beth: “Kieran when will you get enough confidence to call me Perdy again I’m desperate”

Karen: “how to buy more whiskey without money”

Joe & Cleet: “the girl above us think this is google what a dumb ahh” joe & cleet were banned

Abigail: “john I never divorced or took the kids you’re just running away from you’re children”

Mary Gillis: “oh Arthur please come do more stuff for me because I don’t wanna and I’m never gonna date you again I still know you desperate for me.”

Mrs. Grimshaw: “GET TF BACK TO WORK GIRLS”

Tilly: “I can’t get a second away from this old goat”

Uncle: “Lumbago”

Pearson: “We need food we’re starving”

Reverend: “how do I stop drinking alcohol”

Herr Strauss: “Arthur debts we need that MONEH”

Jack: “I made a necklace for you momma”

Trelawny: “I’m doing 30 magic tricks with a bird rn”

Cain: “woof”