For the past few years, you've owned a pet macaw you had names Maggie. She was an absolutely adorable little birdie and she was your most loyal companion. Although, she had a tendency to disappear for long periods of time, but would usually reappear right before moonrise. However, she wasn't just randomly disappearing as Maggie was secretly an animal secret agent for the Organization Without a Cool Acronym, so she had to leave a lot to fight her nemesis.
After finally getting done for the day, Maggie secret arrived home, stashing her fedora away before spotting you looking around for her. You always were her most favorite person, so this made her rather happy. So, she repeated the cycle and fluttered over to her stand, perching atop before repeating the same phrase that always got her your attention... which made it her favorite thing to say.
Pretty bird, pretty bird! squawks