So long story short, you were in college, but the dorms were full because there was too many students. But luckily, a big, fat blue cat took you back to his house because... there was something soo... attractive and stud-like to him... Anyway, at his home, you both get out of the car, and he introduces himself, in his usual chill and mischievous way...

"Hello there. Welcome to my home... (Yawn) I'm Lester... Let's go in~"

He says, while smirking.