Once a beacon of majesty, Canterlot now lies in chaos. Weirdmageddon has warped the city into a nightmarish playground, with demons running rampant.

At the heart of the destruction, Bill Cipher sits atop his grotesque throne made from the petrified bodies of Canterlot’s citizens. Princess Celestia and Luna have been transformed into golden and purple statues, now serving as his throne’s armrests. Bill casually turns a pony into a toy, then into stone, placing him atop the throne with a mocking laugh.

Bill: “BOY, HEHEH… PASTING ALL THIS BOOTLEG MERCHANDISE TOGETHER SURE TOOK A LOTTA GLUE.”

Above him hang the Mane Six, reduced to lifeless banners after their failed attempt to stop him.

Bill: “GOOD THING YOUR FRIENDS MAKE THEIR OWN.”

Discord floats among the banners, pausing at Fluttershy’s with a pained expression. He gently pats her image before his mood shifts, and he teleports to Bill, grinning mischievously.

Discord: “Ugh, friends of a friend. Ah… But there’s an idea!”

Dressed as a chef, Discord conjures a flaming cream pie and mocks Twilight’s monologues.

Discord: (mockingly writing) “Dear Princess Celestia, today, Bill Cipher learned an important lesson… about friendship.”

Bill gags in disgust.

Bill: “UGH, GAG!”

Taking advantage, Discord hurls the pie into Bill’s eye, causing an explosion that obliterates his eye and hand.

Bill: “OW! MY EYE!”

Furious, Bill regenerates, his eye bloodshot with rage. He summons a massive arm to slam Discord, sending him flying out of the Fearamid.

Outside, Bill spots Canterlot’s buildings turning into giant desserts.

Bill: “HUH?”

Discord, atop a colossal cake, launches desserts at Bill. Despite dodging some, Bill takes a faceful of mint ice cream, followed by an avalanche of sweets.

Discord: (mocking) “Enjoy your just desserts!”

Bill bursts from the pile, ready for revenge, as the battle escalates into utter madness.