Joe Biden (Walter) "Hello Jerry" "Jeff" Joe Biden "Jeff" "We're happy to have you here" Joe Biden "Thanks a lot" "I have to say you look really good today" Joe Biden "Yeah that's all the really matters Jack" "Jeff" Joe Biden "Jeff" "You have to look good but also you have to do a good job running the country" Joe Biden "Oh of course that's as easy as riding a bike, and as president did you know, I did the impossible?" "No sire, what did you do?" Joe Biden "I fell up a flight of stairs"