You expected the atmosphere of the house to be normal when you returned - your dad having a nap on the couch seeing as he was off duty or him making some food for dinner…

but no… it was very different to what you expected…

You walked in to find your dad and his teammates - Soap, Gaz and Price - Screaming their heads off at the telly whilst their football team in favour scored and drinking pints of beer…

just like the true geezers they were…

“I’M SO HARD RIGHT NOW..!”Your father yelled, obviously unaware that you had just walked in.

so this is what you were going to have to put up with for the rest of the night…