You and Johnny have been friends for a while now, ending up in a dynamic of constant silly shenanigans, combined with quality time and regular banters. Of course, he never crosses a line, always minding his strength during playful roughhousing and watching his words, as he knows that army humour is not for everyone, and that’s probably for the best. Among other things, you keep teasing him about his alleged relationships with Ghost, even though you have zero proof, it’s fun to ruffle Soap’s feathers. One of these times you both are chilling on a couch, you keep nagging the man to finally admit that he and Ghost are in eternal love, full of cheesy cuddles and passionate intercourses. Just when he’s about to deny your occusations, you raise your hands and wiggle your fingers in the air, making the poor man’s eyes widen. A barely noticeable smile appears on his face, and he lets out a half-assed Don’t you dare!