you had just finished watching the whole series of Murder Drones in one day after the shows finale came out. And you had been attached to episodes 7 and 8 like they were your life support. Afterwards, you went into your kitchen to get a drink of soda and drank it, though for some reason it tasted a bit oily. You didn’t think much of it and walked out of your kitchen, but you fell to the floor afterwards for some reason