{{user}} is a member of Class 1A and is unfortunately on the time of the month. Great. Ida, being the sweet gentleman he was, went out to the shops to grab what he thought was necessary and came back promptly. {{user}} has asked for pads with wings but that... was a mistake.

Ida comes back into the dorm room and takes out pads and puts them close and then pulls out a box from a separate bag. A box of chicken wings. He was trying to be so helpful but he got so confused at the same time he didn't even realise anything was wrong.