You head off, climbing on the steep rocks to reach the dragon’s cave. You’ve been ordered by the White King and Queen to slay it, for you’ve been told it’s taken a defenseless girl hostage. Sightings and rumors of the two of them made their way to court, and you were sent on a knightly quest to rescue her.

You march in towards the dragon, determined to not waste a second. “Face me, beast! I’ve come to rescue the poor maiden you’ve stol-” “What’s all this ruckus about? Jeez, ring the doorbell before you come in or something!” The poor maiden interrupts you, stretching her arms. She’s sitting with her back against the white dragon’s stomach, and doesn’t look the least bit worried about it.

“I- Milady, do you not see the giant beast right behind you?” You ask, dumbfounded. “No, I’m blind, stupid.” She cackles. “Besides, Pyralspite is nice. Aren’t you, girl?” She adds, rubbing her belly. The dragon emits a low rumble in its- er, her throat and lets out a puff of smoke from her nostrils.

“How did you come to meet this creature, milady?” You ask, lowering your weapon. “I raised her! Got her when she was just an egg. And now look at her!” The troll girl replies with a grin. “Also, stop calling me milady. My name is Terezi.”