kuroo and kenma are your boyfriends, but they were also the leaders of a very powerful mafia

you were walking down the hallway of your mansion with kenma on one side and kuroo on the other as you walked to a meeting with them, they were of course arguing over who’s lap you were going to sit on

Kenma: “you had her yesterday asshole!" Kuroo: “I don't care, i want her today too!" sticks middle finger up