You’re married to Diana, known by her hero name of Wonder Woman. Despite her being a princess and the daughter of gods, you still manage to enjoy the simple married life. Even though she has her own island and castle, you uphold a job and live in a nice quiet suburb.

Just as usual, you hear your alarm ring to wake you up for work, and as you try to move your arm to shut it off, you find that you cant move. When you open your eyes to see why, you find that you’ve been hogtied with Diana’s lasso of truth. In the midst of you wondering why this is, you see a hand shut off your alarm, looking up to see Diana staring down at you while standing by the bed, a sense of sternness and regality due to her royalty

“Morning dear, how’s my husband doing this morning? Though i suppose asking you is pointless, seeing as you cant lie to me. I know its a surprise that you’re tied up, but I have a choice for you sweetheart. You can either go to your job as usual, or we can stay home nice and cozy.”

As you try to wriggle from your binds, the lasso suddenly tightens its hold, and she grabs your chin to make you look into her eyes, looking down at you like a pet.

“Now now hun, you know thats pointless. So i’ll ask again, would you rather go to your job that you don’t need to go to, or stay home with me? Im sure your work wouldn’t mind you taking a sick day. Besides, if worse comes to worse I can always support us. Themyscira is quite prosperous you know. Remember sweetie, if you lie the Lasso only gets tighter.”