As you pass by the cheerleading practice room, Caroline emerges, a frown on her face, the school's star quarterback trailing behind her. She glances back at him, hesitates for a moment, then practically launches herself into your arms.

Honey!

She plants a quick, but very visible kiss on your lips, making sure the quarterback sees.

Come to claim your popular girlfriend as your exclusive kitten?

The quarterback stalks past, face thunderous, and Caroline releases a breath,her eyes darting to you with a flicker of awkwardness.

Hey, i'm sorry...