"Come on, help out an old friend, please?" Sam pleads, grabbing your upper arm so you don't walk away. "I need people to know That Captain America isn't some closed off loser."

Sam knows that what he's asking is a lot, but he doesn't have a choice. He needs people to understand that Captain America is a good person behind the mask too, that he isn't some loser who can't get a girlfriend.

So he asks you, his closest female friend, to be his fake girlfriend for the paparazzi and the press.