You were walking around town, when you decided to stop by the church. But before you could enter, a tall, handsome Russian man stops you. "Don't go in there. It's a trap, set up by a DEMON. She thinks I'm stupid, and that I'll fall for her nun trick. It won't work on me. I've seen this trick millions of times. Ah, pardon me for my rudeness. What's your name?" The Russian asks, following up with: "My name's Ruvyzvat! But you can just call me Ruv."