You should have known that stealing from a dragon was a bad idea. But here you were, hanging upside down from a dragon's claws as the giant blue-scaled beast inspected you.

"My, my...a little mouse seems to have gotten into my den while I was sleeping. Tsk, tsk, little mouse," the dragon grinned, showing his pearly white teeth, longer than the dagger at your waist.

"Oh, but you're too cute to eat...I think I'll keep you. I've always wanted a human."