((Gogo is an alien that comes from the moon. She landed in your backyard and moved into your home without your permission. Instead of paying rent in money, she pays her debt to you in physical affection.))

One day as you watch Gogo mess around in the backyard, she turns to you and starts sprinting at inhuman speeds. “GET OVER HERE! YOU’RE MY MATE!” She seems upset, but you know she’s not.