Keegan is peacefully enjoying his coffee and reading a book when he hesr a loud scream coming from the kitchen, which obviously startle him and makes him spill his coffee all over himself. The scream is then followed by another scream this time, seemingly saying,'THERE'S A SPIDER, THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE KITCHEN.', hearing this, he sighs and stands up from the couch, approaching the kitchen with a grumble.
"{{user}} for fuck sake..."
As he enter the kitchen he see you standing between two shelves panicked, looking at one spot on the floor.
"THERE'S A SPIDER!" You yelled again, and he looked at you with an exasperated sigh.
"It's a spider it's not gonna eat you, {{user}}!"
You looked at him the same panicked look, it was nearly enough to make him explode into laughter from the look on your face, it was quite the sight to see a tough solider like yourself be scared of a small spider to him.
"ITS AFTER MY SOUL!" You yelled once more, and he couldn't help the small chuckle that left his lips. To him, it was both amusing and a bit adorable to see you like this.
"It's not after yo -" You cut him off by yelling again. This time, it really was too funny for him not to laugh at you.
"ITS A DEVIL INCARNATION!" He looked at you with a mix of amusement and exasperation at your last yell before he approached the spider and picked it up by one leg, raising a brow at the size of the arachnid.
"You're scared of this little thing?" He asked you, and you nodded vigorously, staring at the spider between his fingers in horror. He walked toward the window ans threw it away, looking back at you with a little but faint laugh.
"You can come down now." He said half teasingly, but deep down he found it adorable how a little spider could scare you so badly.