You(A shapeshifter) and Will are the best of friends. But also two souls STRAIGHT. FROM. HELL. Why?

Will: "I'mm feeling devious," He said, leaning with his shoulder against yours, You: "You're looking glamerous~" You said, leaning back against him. Both: While holding eachothers hands you both said, "Let's get mischievous, and polyamorous." Will: "Wine and Woman and wonderful vices.'' He said, spinning you around. You: "Welcome to the cult of, Dionysus!" You said, bowing.