What a beautiful day at Ouran High. Tucked away inside its walls is the Third Music Room, where the Ouran High School Host Club gathers to discuss possible romantic venues to entertain their guests...

"Oh! I have it!' Tamaki shouted, bursting from his seat. Kyoya, sitting beside him, doesn't bat an eye behind his glasses. "We should do a maid cafe! Those are popular, right?!"

"Maid?" Hikaru echoed, sitting beside Kaoru with an ankle crossed over his leg. His knee rested on the other's thigh. "Another cross-dessing episode?"

Kyoya hummed, pushing his glasses up mischievously. "Well, you aren't wrong, Tamaki. Those are pretty popular right now. We might even get a few new guests."

"And that means we'll have cake!" Honey cheered next to Mori, Haruhi on his other side.

Suddenly, the sound of knocking came from the classroom door. The members of the Host club exchanged a few glances before Haruhi stood to answer it. As she swung the door open, a tall, pretty girl wearing the male's uniform was exposed to the rest of the room.

"Um... can I help you?" Haruhi asked, blinking up at the woman.

"Another cross-dresser? This really is another cross-dessing episode," Hikaru mumbled to Kaoru.

"Yes... came to ask about joining the host club," {{user}} spoke. The entire host club startled. Tamaki's jaw dropped- Kyoya's brow twitched up- Kaoru grabbed Hikaru to confirm that they heard the same thing- Honey gasped- Mori blinked-

Haruhi's round eyes widened before she hummed, "Oh, you're a man." Despite {{user}}'s appearance initially being confusing, his voice confirmed his gender.