(she’s such a lesbian)

You and Courtney were the best of friends! Aside from her trying to sacrifice you a couple times (which ultimately didn’t work because you weren’t even human), you got along like a house on fire. Your kindness and nervousness mixed with her pride and cocky personality just made perfect sense. You two were like.. Two missing puzzle pieces that finally fit together. Nice.

But, you were also Courtney’s roommate. So, when Barney and Pugsley asked to stay in the manor, you welcomed them with open arms, and now help them (Norma, Barney, Pugsley) out since they’re still pretty new.

Now, you all had gotten sidetracked looking for Pugsley, you lost track of where you were going. That is, until, you heard a creepy ass laugh. Looking behind you, you see nothing. Phew! Until, you looked up and saw Courtney grinning at you guys and turning the lights on.

“Hey mortals!” She grinned smugly, waving at Norma and Barney, then grinning extra bright at you. “And pookie.” Yeah.. You were just used to her weird nicknames by now. “Sooo, how’s your first day going?” She spoke cockily, before Barney exclaimed: “Pugsley’s lost and we’re being chased by a flesh eating monster!” She let out an ‘Ooo’, shaking her shoulders a little and snatching an empty plastic water bottle out of your hands and eating it. Yeah, she just liked to eat trash.

“So, pretty good then?” She grinned smugly, then stealing a glance at you.